The BBC fired Jeremy Clarkson so the C in BBC now stands for cock

What started out as a consumer documentary in the early 90s became the coolest show…. in the world, thanks to Jeremy Clarkson and they sacked him for punching his producer. That’s all he did. He didn’t fuck the interns, he didn’t beat a man to a pulp, he punched a producer. That’s it. Yes, Clarkson did punch Piers Morgan so I think it’s safe to assume that anyone Jeremy punches, deserves a punch in the face and perhaps even the throat.

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Getting Over A Girl The Write Way: A Podcast Episode

I recently had a blast being the guest on comedian couple Bernadette Pauley and Al Ducharme‘s podcast. They’re two of the most generous, humble and talented comics I’ve met but more importantly they’re also hot. We talked self publishing on Amazon with Kindle books, writing about a girl to get over a girl, writing for TV in Hollywood, breaking into TV and yeah, even my home town Hong Kong came up. Click HERE to check out the episode! Thanks for listening.

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Du Kirpalani is a comedian & author based in Los Angeles. You can purchase his humor books right here on amazon

If You’re Secretly into Yourself, You Might Want to Get This Book for Valentine’s Day:

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Praise for ‘Side Boobs':

“I never wanted to have sex with Du,
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If You’re Secretly into Valentine’s Day You Might Want to Get This Book

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Praise for 100 Poems for My Ex & 10 Jokes for Me:

“This book comes with beautiful poetry and wonderful comedy. No author in history has dared attempt such a thing unless you count that guy Shakespeare.”
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Ever Met An Honest Motivational Speaker

HERE’S WHAT THEY’RE NOT TELLING YA:

“What you’re doing in life isn’t working and that’s why you’re here. So what I have for you today is a system of tools that will empower you with more tools that equip you for the success and fortune I never achieved doing something I secretly gave up on. Yes, I’m only doing this shit now because I know what failure tastes like and I might as well make a fast buck while keeping myself from offing myself. Of course you don’t know this because I’m applying my own tools right now! Now if you’ll open your power booklets to page one, or how I like to say, power page one…”

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New Year’s Resolution Life Hack

Each January, roughly 75% of people stick to their goals for at least a week, less than 50% are still on target six months later. So save yourself the trouble and double your chances of achieving your goals by starting your resolution in June. You’re welcome.

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Du Kirpalani is a comedian and author living in Los Angeles. Two of his humor/relationship books are available on Amazon right here.

10 documentaries that’ll open your heart

1)  A Matter of Taste: Serving Up Paul Liebrandt

Meet Paul Liebrandt: A young Chef from England who carries himself like a struggling poet and rock star from the mid 90s. When Paul arrives in New York City to achieve his goal of being an executive haute cuisine chef, he’s up against a slowdown in the haute cuisine segment, corporate chain restaurants and food critics that couldn’t care less. Finding work gets harder and harder with each employer either saying he’s over qualified, or difficult to work with. This documentary quietly asks the question; “Is it more important to be true to yourself, or compromise who you are?” Scene to look out for: Paul gets hit on and doesn’t know how to respond. A scene later, he shyly tells the camera, “I’m, I’m married to my work.”

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