If You’re Secretly into Yourself, You Might Want to Get This Book for Valentine’s Day:

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Praise for ‘Side Boobs':

“I never wanted to have sex with Du,
but now that I read his book I’m thinking about it.”
– Nina Manni, comedian, E!’s Fashion Police Continue reading

If You’re Secretly into Valentine’s Day You Might Want to Get This Book

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Praise for 100 Poems for My Ex & 10 Jokes for Me:

“This book comes with beautiful poetry and wonderful comedy. No author in history has dared attempt such a thing unless you count that guy Shakespeare.”
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Ever Met An Honest Motivational Speaker

HERE’S WHAT THEY’RE NOT TELLING YA:

“What you’re doing in life isn’t working and that’s why you’re here. So what I have for you today is a system of tools that will empower you with more tools that equip you for the success and fortune I never achieved doing something I secretly gave up on. Yes, I’m only doing this shit now because I know what failure tastes like and I might as well make a fast buck while keeping myself from offing myself. Of course you don’t know this because I’m applying my own tools right now! Now if you’ll open your power booklets to page one, or how I like to say, power page one…”

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New Year’s Resolution Life Hack

Each January, roughly 75% of people stick to their goals for at least a week, less than 50% are still on target six months later. So save yourself the trouble and double your chances of achieving your goals by starting your resolution in June. You’re welcome.

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Du Kirpalani is a comedian and author living in Los Angeles. Two of his humor/relationship books are available on Amazon right here.

If Hitler tweeted from his bunker

1. Adolf Hitler @MadDictator
Hope I get credit for the VW Beetle’s sleek design. I based it on ze Nazi helmet u know. #lol

2. Adolf Hitler @MadDictator
Irony = Me taking over Europe but not coming out of the closet, I mean bunker.

3. Adolf Hitler @MadDictator
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10 documentaries that’ll open your heart

1)  A Matter of Taste: Serving Up Paul Liebrandt

Meet Paul Liebrandt: A young Chef from England who carries himself like a struggling poet and rock star from the mid 90s. When Paul arrives in New York City to achieve his goal of being an executive haute cuisine chef, he’s up against a slowdown in the haute cuisine segment, corporate chain restaurants and food critics that couldn’t care less. Finding work gets harder and harder with each employer either saying he’s over qualified, or difficult to work with. This documentary quietly asks the question; “Is it more important to be true to yourself, or compromise who you are?” Scene to look out for: Paul gets hit on and doesn’t know how to respond. A scene later, he shyly tells the camera, “I’m, I’m married to my work.”

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How To Play Hipster Monopoly

1. $50 each for everyone with a beard. Friends without beards get $45 and must wear a minimum of seven colors that don’t match.

2. No rolling the dice. Ever. Move one space at a time because you have a retro bicycle and one of your parents never hugged you.

3. One players (non-hipster) owns all the property and gets to roll three dice. For every double rolled, the richest player gets to move two more times, twice. Sorry that you took art in school more seriously than math.

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4. When you do pass ‘Go’ pay interest of what your student loans are at 12% per month per smile. Again, sorry about the math.

5. ‘Go to Jail’ is now replaced with ‘Go to Jail and write a self-published memoir.’ After finishing writing each chapter, you get to roll the dice. A double gets you out, but seriously, no one’s reading your memoir. Continue reading

I expected a lot from this play and it delivered so much more

Last Sunday, I saw the play DIRTY running at the Zephyr Theater on Melrose Ave. and it’s been on my mind ever since. It’s simply incredible and completely delivers the modern day American dream with unstoppable texture and great dialog. A married couple with everything to lose decide to create the first ever porn company with integrity and morals before profits. Go watch something real and funny is what I’m saying. I’m a nobody to give reviews, so I’ll just let you click here and read them yourself. Fuck the reviews, just go watch it. The lead Max Lesser was perfectly cast, I couldn’t take my eyes off the effortless Anna Konkle, Sumiko Braun (recently seen with Halle Berry on CBS’ EXTANT) delivered as always and then some with her beauty and vulnerability. Go watch it before it becomes super popular because that way, you can tell people that you knew about it and will come across classy and all sorts of intelligent. Kidding aside, DIRTY is the best play I’ve seen and I know it’ll be a long time before I see something this funny and honest. Oh and the Zephyr Theater serves wine at the intermission so take cash.

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Seven Christmas Movies with Christmas in the Background

With Christmas approaching, the classics such as a Christmas Tale, Home Alone etc will start airing on TV. Here are some incredible movies that often get ignored but still deliver heaps of heartwarming Christmas spirit.

While You Were Sleeping (1995) – A modern take on Sleeping Beauty. The first draft of the screenplay originally had a leading male working the ticket booth who falls for a girl in a coma. So glad they changed it. Far less creepy and more Sandra Bullock is always the way to go.

Trading Places (1984) – Just a little bit over 100 years when Mark Twain’s ‘Prince and the Pauper’ enters the public domain, this modern take comes along with two of the funniest actors in the primes.

The Family Man (2000) - It’s an updated version of Mr. Destiny which was a take on It’s A Wonderful Life, but there’s a certain sweetness this movie delivers in spades.

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Check out the trailer of the Christmas book that ranked #1 last year on Amazon’s Kindle Christmas books

Hi! I am Max Douglas from the Naughty Boy Who Saved Christmas. Have fun watching this trailer and then please read my Christmas adventure! It even ranked #1 on Amazon’s Kindle books for two days in the Christmas section.

Love, Max

PS The book comes in paperback, kindle and zombie edition. All available right here on Amazon.

Jump start Christmas with this bestselling children’s book

Last Christmas, The Naughty Boy Who Saved Christmas ranked #21 on Amazon Kindle’s Christmas books in its first week, #9 in its second week and #1 two days in a row in its third week. The reviews have been great and children ages four and up just can’t get enough of Elliot the naughty elf. What’s more is 50% of the net proceeds go to PSarts.org, a non-profit dedicated to keeping arts education in Los Angeles’ public schools. So get your copy today! Available in paperback, kindle, coloring book and even a zombie edition for grown ups!

 

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